beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

(via elvishbabe)

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

(via doses-and-mimosas)

thickhoe:

yes im a hoe….but im a hoe with feelings

(via 0ddpussy)

"It’s on netflix"

A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

(via the478)

"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."